memorable moments!

[maximus michael davenport]

Maxy: it's every girls (and justin bieber's) dream~ unless you're gay.

Maxy: you have something against the band dudes?

Sabina: not my dream and i'm not a les.

Maxy: im sorry we're not the jonas brothers.

Maxy: you won't cuddle with me either and yet i'm SO FLUFFLY!

Maxy: i'm so fluffly i make people die.

Maxy: your face is ew.

Maxy: :P

Sabina: so is yours!

Maxy: mine is hawt, like your dad was last night in my bed. ooooh. burn

Sabina: dude. my dad is fucking old. that's nasty, whore.

Maxy: if that wasn't your dad then who was it? ....

Sabina: ew...



Sabina: like... "Hey carson, come up to my loft" -you get up the stairs- and i give you a shove back down.

Carson: yikes.

Carson: splat

Sabina: and i will cut of his dick and feed it to bruiser.

Carson: hahahaha

Sabina: that reminds me. imma have to get a pitbull, name him bruiser.

Carson: you made me choke on my own spit. im a hazard to myself.

[carson mackenzie parker]

Max: LOL

Max: can i pet your weiner?

Max: i wanna stroke it~

Zander: Go for it. Loves a good scratch on the head.

Max: it's such a big weiner

Max: i love your weiner. i want it

Zander: It's my weiner. You can't have it. You can play with it if you want.

Max: aww yay! of course i want to play with your weiner

Zander: Everyone wants to play with my weiner.

Max: EVERYONE?

Max: i dont know then...

Max: might be tired

Zander: Everyone that sees it.

Zander: Pfft. Never tired. Up all night.

Max: seriously? that's a long time for a weiner to be up.

Zander: More mellow during the day.

Jimmy joined the chat 2 seconds ago

Jimmy: ...

Jimmy: Jesus fuck

Max: HAHAHAHA

Max: THIS JUST MADE MY DAYYYYYYYYY

[KICK ASS, LACIE!]

Sabina: That's what you think. Right now it's all bliss. But wait some time, kiddo.

Carson: but...

Carson: i like him

Sabina: I know that. Everyone in the WHOLE WORLD knows that.

Carson: :c

Carson: not everyone...

Carson: china doesn't know.

Sabina: Not right now.

Carson: they won't know.

Carson: why would they? it's china

Sabina: Sure.

Carson: nobody cares

Vesper: Everyone cares... Jimmy is a celebrity Carson...

Carson: oh right. sometimes i forget.

Sabina: And he's gonna go on tour! Leave you with the little kiddiessss. Bahaha. Fail. Hardcore fucking fail, right?

Carson: why do you always bring kids into this?! DDD:

Sabina: I don't mean to! DX I'm sorry Carson

Vesper: Oh my god...

Vesper: I can't even imagine you guys drinking in the same room.

Carson: what do you think imma gunna do?! jump his bones and we're gunna have babies RIGHT AWAY?

Sabina: YES!

Carson: WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

Carson: we're not even freakin married yet.

Vesper: Accidents happen...

Carson: but i dont plan on doing anything him.

Carson: anything with* gahhh typing is so complicated

Sabina: Lie Vesper said. Accidents happen. One minute your in a jacuzzi to help out the stress, net thing you know ya'll are sharing sheets.

Sabina: Oh dear, I can't type.

Carson: me either..

Vesper: Wonder why...

Sabina: Hormones.

Carson: i have no such thing

Carson: O:D

Vesper: Sure. Let's go with that...

Sabina: You're a girl. A young girl. Eventually you will have to unleash it. Or menopause is going to fuck you hard.

Carson: O___O

Carson: i'm just kiddin'

Sabina: Just saying.

Carson: it's called self control~

Vesper headdesk headdesk headdesk headdesk.

Sabina: Have you found some yet darlingggg?

Carson: apparently i got a lot of it cuz my v card is still somehow intact o.O

Sabina: Lucky you Virgin Mary.

Carson: my name isn't mary

Mouse: "bend... And sna- OH MY GOD I PUSHED A PREGGER DOWN THE STAIRS!"
28 Jul 10, 12:43 AM
Mouse: Zander would.
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
trevor: neither would sab!
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
Mouse: Vesper wouldn't do it...
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
trevor: vesper can do it...
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
lacie: hahahaha!
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
Mouse: O.O
28 Jul 10, 12:42 AM
lacie: i give sabina permission to attempt to push her down the stairs >.>
28 Jul 10, 12:41 AM
lacie: preggers
28 Jul 10, 12:41 AM
lacie: no babies and then BAM
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